A third of adults still take a teddy bear to bed.
A survey of 6000 adults by hotel chain Travelodge has found 1 in 3 people still take a teddy to bed. I would assume the other 4000 people in the survey were taking their secretary to bed or some kind of high class hooker!
Special K can be used to cure depression
Unlike normal anti depressants which take a while to become effective and need to be taken daily, ketamine, that's right the horse tranquilizer not the cereal, has been shown in more than one study to have noticeable effects after just one hour and lasts for up to 10 days. The drug was even shown to restore brain-connections damaged by stress. All of which is great when you discount the fact you'd be handing people an addictive hallucinogenic which is used as a party drug in higher dosage and is known to be a date rape drug. Riley O says let them be miserable!
Only 10% of words in text messages are in txt spk
According to some bloke who clearly knows no-one under the age of 20 and didn't think to survey them, only 10% of words in texts are abbreviated or in the much lauded "txt spk" wot jk! omg vis man sum fool or wot?! (excuse me while I bleach my mind in an attempt to forever removed the memory of typing like that)
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